The Saga Begins

"Weird Al" Yankovic

A lGong, lDong Emtime ago, Amin a galaxy Cfar away, NEmaboo was under an atDtack. And GI Dthought
me and EmQui-Gon Jin, could Amtalk the FederCation into Emmaybe cutting tChem a little sDlack. EmBut
their response it Amdidn't thrill us,Em they locked the doors and Amtried to kill us. CWe Gescaped
from Amthat gas, and Cmet Jar Jar and BossD Nass, weG took a BDongo Emfrom the scene and Am7we went
to Theed to sDee the Queen, we aGll wound Dup on EmTatooine, Cthat's where, we D7found.. This
BGoy' C G

Oh Gmy, Cmy this here AGnakin Dguy, maybe GVader Someday lCater now he's jGust a small fDry.
He lGeft his Chome kissed his mGommy goodDbye sayin' sEmoon I'm gonna be a JA7edi'. EmSoon
I'm gonna be a JD7edi'

DGid you know this JunAmkyard slave isn't eCven old enAmough to shave, bEmut he can use the
fDorce they say' ahh do yGou see hDim hitting Emon the queen though he's just nAm7ine and sChe's
fourteen, yeah he's pEmrobably gonna mAarry her Dsomeday. Well EmI know he built DC-3PO and
I've hEmeard how fast his PDod can go, and wCe were brGoke it's tA7rue, so we Cmade a wager or
D7two Ooo he was a GprepuDbescent fEmlying ace and the mAminute Jabba started oCff that race GI
knew Dwho would Emwin first place, oh yCes, it wD7as, our bGoyC, G we started siD7nging'..

Oh Gmy, Cmy this here AGnakin Dguy, maybe GVader Someday lCater now he's jGust a small fDry.
He lGeft his Chome kissed his mGommy goodDbye sayin' sEmoon I'm gonna be a JA7edi'. EmSoon
I'm gonna be a JD7edi'

Now we fGinally got to AmCoruscant the CJedi Council weAm knew would want toEm see how good
the Dboy could be, so we tGook him thDere and we tEmold a tale how his mAm7idichlorians were Coff
the scale and he Emmight fulfiA7l that PropheDsy, well the counEmcil was impreDssed of course,
could Emhe bring balance Dtoo the force, they CintervGiewed the kA7id, oh traCining they foD7rbid,
because YGoda seDnsed in Emhim much fear, and QAmui-Gon said now liCsten here, just stGick it iDn
your poEminty ear, I stCill will teD7ach, this bGoy. C G

Oh Gmy, Cmy this here AGnakin Dguy, maybe GVader Someday lCater now he's jGust a small fDry.
He lGeft his Chome kissed his mGommy goodDbye sayin' sEmoon I'm gonna be a JA7edi. SEmoon
I'm gonna be a JD7edi

GWe caught a rDide back Emto Naboo, cause AmQueen Amidala Cwanted to, I Emfrankly would have
lDiked to stay, Gwe all foDught in that Emepic war, and it waAmsn't long at Dall before little Emhot shot
flew his pClane and saved the dDayEm, and in the end some AmGungans diedEm, some ships blew
up and some piAmlots fried, a lCot of fGolks were cAmroakin', the Cbattle droids were bDroken, and
the GJedi DI aEmdmire most, met Cup with Darth Maul and D7now he's toast, well IG'm still hDere
and Emhe's a ghost, I guCess, I'll trD7ain, this bGoy. C G

Oh Gmy, Cmy this here AGnakin Dguy, maybe GVader Someday lCater now he's jGust a small fDry.
He lGeft his Chome kissed his mGommy goodDbye sayin' sEmoon I'm gonna be a JA7edi. SEmoon
I'm gonna be a JD7edi
Oh Gmy, Cmy this here AGnakin Dguy, maybe GVader Someday lCater now he's jGust a small fDry.
He lGeft his Chome kissed his mGommy goodDbye sayin' sCoon I'm gonna bDe a JA7edi. SEmoon